Anyone can show off their tits under the pretense of accident. It’s that whole Vargas girl thing: “Whoops! I dropped my groceries! Whoops! I walked over this grate! Whoops! I’m wasted stumbling out of a limo and my pussy and tits are everywhere!” It takes a special grace and poise to just go right ahead and wear a dress with a see-through top and then show up at the Batman premier flashing not only your tits but that coy knowing look.
Rebecca Ferdinando seems to have figured out some fantastic “I don’t give a fuck” (aka DGAF!) insurance against embarrassing nip-slips. Clearly she is very comfortable with her body. And as our extensive detailed anthropological research has shown us, people who are comfortable with their bodies are just better in bed. Ferdinando, if you’re reading this, we are still looking for research participants… Call us!
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)

