Have you ever worried about fitting in? Do you ever feel like you don’t bring anything new to the table? Think of yourself as an erect penis: maybe Choky Ice’s erect penis is already pounding some beautiful pussy, but that doesn’t mean you can’t help. Have patience, be polite, and you’ll find where you fit–maybe her mouth, maybe her ass. If you watch closely, double penetration porn can teach you a lot about socializing.
Movies like this give us hope. Porn often presents situations that are fun to watch, but seemingly impossible to emulate, and the distance between your fantasies and your reality can be soul-crushingly vast. However, “Double Whammy” makes us feel optimistic. Maybe we’re not doubly penetrating people every weekend, but someday we will get to be the final piece of a three-person Voltron and life will be awesome.
Imagine how Sabby feels when he sees Amirah Adara in the arms of Choky Ice: disappointed, devastated, flaccid. Yet, he only feels this because he doesn’t know what Amirah wants. Sabby can hardly believe his eyes when she reaches her hand toward his khakis and pulls down the fly, and the rapid shift from dejection to stimulation makes his cock jump from his pants. Soon, the gentlemen are shifting between Amirah’s mouth and her marvelously tight ass as they spitroast her on the couch; by the time they’re filling her pussy as well, the three of them become of one mind, and their know just where to put their legs to provide for maximum penetration.
Do you ever find yourself in porn scenarios that don’t seem to make sense? Ivana Sugar does. Look at where she is in this movie: she’s some authority figure in a prison, but she’s dressed like a fetish cop/leather mama/kink captain of the SS and she has no panties. What is she doing there? Who is she guarding? Why must she wear that uniform? Just when the questions become too much for Ivana, Kid Jamaica and Bob Terminator sandwich her between them and fill her holes with cock. Is cock always the answer? No, but it’s always better than more questions.
“Double Whammy 2″ has inspired us to start a website upon which we post inspirational videos for people who are tired of living lives devoid of threesomes and double penetration scene. We call it “It Gets Wetter.”