Reality Shows Inevitably Lead To Playboy

Actually, that only seems to be the case for non-American reality TV (Joanna Krupa was the exception). But seriously, reality shows from other countries that involve dancing are like gateway drugs for showing up naked in lads’ mags.

Why don’t we have this system? When someone finishes second place on “Dancing with the Stars,” they end up on “Good Morning America” doing more of the dancing that didn’t help them win. When someone finishes in any place on shows like Argentina’s “Soñando por Bailar”–if they’re attractive–they end up topless in print. Look, the real reason we want America to adopt this system is because we believe that printed media is precious.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)

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  • PerpetualMotionMachine

    Beavis: Why is Tom Petty famous?

    Butthead: Because he’s on teevee.

    Beavis: But why is he on teevee?

    Butthead: Because he’s famous.

    Beavis: But why is he famous?

    Butthead