“Orgy Masters”: Like Synchronized Swimmers With Their Genitals Out

There are a lot of steps you can take to improve your chances of having a successful orgy, but when you get down to what really matters, it's all about how experienced the participants are. That's why these "Orgy Masters" can decide to form a pile of bodies without warning: they know what goes where and when, and nobody has to remind them to lube up or scoot over or form a daisy chain.

So even though we know for a fact that Andy San Dimas, Chastity Lynn, Juelz Ventura, Kristina Rose, Leilani Leeanne, Lola James, London Keys, Tiffany Doll, Prince Yahshua, Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, and Mr. Pete were brought together in that strange house full of weird art so they could fuck each other like crazy, we choose to believe that they were planning on a night of fondue and board games before someone whipped her vagina out and changed everything.

We're dying to know who whips out her vagina first! Our money is on Chastity Lynn, because that pink camisole of hers (her board game outfit) looks like it's dying to flip itself up and expose her ass. Plus, once everybody is sufficiently aroused and interacting with each other, she refuses to let Andy San Dimas suck Lexington's cock. We shouldn't praise Chastity for being a dick-hog--especially when it results in Andy looking so bored in the background, scratching her head, probably thinking about what to make for dinner--but the girl is on top form in her scene, taking it in the ass and getting spitroasted in a variation on the piledriver position. If you want to talk about "Orgy Masters," Chastity should be the first name on your lips.

And who do you think gets the first load on her mouth? This largely depends on which guy comes when and how, but still, you can't deny that the first girl to gulp down a rope of come holds a special place in the orgy--it's like being Homecoming Queen (get it?). Lola James seems to get the majority of jizz on her face and breasts, while Kristina Rose gets a dose to the chin, and Leilani Leeane and London Keys gets almost nothing. Is that fair? Kristina Rose took Lexington's big dick in her ass--doesn't she deserve the first blast of man juice?

Anyway, we'll take our grievances before an Orgy Judge in a week or so. Until then, join us in watching and rewatching "Orgy Masters" until the feeling of complete and utter jealousy has soaked through our bods.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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