Whiskey Pussy Trumps Whiskey Dick Any Day

Ke$ha may brush her teeth with a bottle of Jack, but this girl gives herself a bourbon douche before going out on Saturday night. Perhaps you should consider doing the same?

We admire this babe’s tenacity, although one has to wonder if she’s doing it on a dare… or worse, as product placement! Personally we prefer fucking a nice Single Malt but there’s no accounting for taste, is there?

· Me riding whisky bottle (pornhub.com)

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  • PerpetualMotionMachine

    She’s into seven, but she’s not particular about size.

  • DrunkExPatWriter

    Just a note – using bottles as dildos is super dangerous, because you can create a vacuum that can do damage.