Exclusive: A Hardcore Peek At “Xena Warrior Princess XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody”

Behold, the ruthless pillager turned noble adventurer is in a new chapter of life, and she has tossed her armor aside. Fret not, for Xena hasn't given up the way of the warrior, she's just realized that the tight leather duds get make it hard to go down on Gabrielle. Friends, this is a porn parody that powerfully needed to be made.

We're stoked that Exquisite Films decided to make our swords-and-sandals fantasies into a steamy reality. We're also deeply touched that they've given us exclusive access to hardcore pics from the upcoming film, but honestly, you can tell this thing is going to be good without even seeing Gabrielle eat Xena out. Who could say no to a porn parody of "Xena," the role that made Lucy Lawless a household name?

And who's better suited to playing porn-Xena than the powerful Phoenix Marie? In a press release about the film, director Jordan Septo says, "One of my favorite things about watching the mainstream TV show ‘Xena' was Lucy Lawless' eyes. I wanted to make sure our XXX Xena had the same piercing blue eyes capable of stopping a man in his tracks. Anyone who's seen Phoenix Marie knows she possesses the same enchanting qualities." Damn straight, she does. Xena certainly isn't alone in her new smutty travels; she's joined by Gabrielle (Lexi Belle), Autocyclus (Tommy Pistol), Hercules (Rocco Reed), Ares (Tommy Gunn), Aphrodite (Nicole Aniston), Draco (Lee Stone), Cupid (Seth Gamble), Alti (Juelz Ventura), Jessica (Randi Wright), and Topaz (Chanel Preston).

Unfortunately, "Xena Warrior Princess XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody" doesn't come out until September, so you'll have to patiently polish your sword or chakram to these pictures until then. Thanks for the tantalizing, Exquisite Films!

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