We all have to go someday, and of all the ways that people die, being killed by a beautiful woman post-coitus is a pretty sweet one. We don’t mean to be morbid, we’re simply proud of Mirtha Michelle for carrying out her first hit as a trained assassin. Her mom should get a bumper sticker that announces this milestone!
It would read, “My Daughter Graduated From a Program That Turns Convicts Into Ruthless Hitpersons and She Recently Got Her First Confirmed Kill and She Used Sex To Get Her Target Which I Guess Makes Her An Honor Student.” It would be a very big bumper sticker, but fortunately, Mirtha’s mom drives a tank.
· “Femme Fatales” (cinemax.com)