We love it when there are flashbacks on “True Blood,” especially when we get to see Bill in his wild days with Lorena. Look how happy he is obeying her, how much he enjoys feasting on that gorgeous woman’s thigh–he was so young and eager to stick his fangs in people. Memories! Of course, the present is just as sexy, what with Salome bedding Bill, Eric, and
Detective Elliot Stabler Roman.
In other naughty news, we learned that Jason’s promiscuity stems from an inappropriate encounter with a teacher when he was younger; she apologizes to him and he sticks a hand up her skirt. Also, there was a brief moment in which Jessica is trying on clothing, smells someone delicious, and then busts out of the dressing room with her dress half-on. It’s a bummer that all we can see is bra, but as a consolation prize, please enjoy this blog article written by Jessica herself about how to properly have sex with a vampire.
· “True Blood” (hbo.com)