Welcome To “Anal Boot Camp,” Now Drop And Give Me Your Anus!

Picture it: a hot young ranger has been staking out an enemy camp for days, she's low on food and water, and she still has to get in there and neutralize the general...with her ass. Not everybody is cut out for this kind of life, but some certainly are. They are the few, the proud, the well-lubricated, and with the help of a squad of roughneck rump wranglers, these young pornstars will have their patoots pounded into battle-ready booties.

For the record, "Anal Boot Camp" has nothing to do with that time that Adrianna Nicole had her foot set up camp inside Kelly Divine's anus. That was "No Warning 6," and it was beautiful, but that's not what we're here for.

We're here to watch Tory Lane (a.k.a. Sgt. Kickass) and Nacho Vidal turn Amy Brooke into a lean, mean, cock-handling machine. The military decided to recruit Amy after she endured a backdoor dick assault in "Mandingo Massacre 4", and the top brass gave her to Tory and Nacho because they are the toughest, nastiest, and have no problem screaming their lungs out at Amy's bouncy butt. Before she gets anything in her ass, Amy is made to beg, grovel, lick boot, suck heel, and swallow cock while her mentors bark orders and slap her around. But Amy can take it--she can take anything! She can even take Tory's strap-on attack and double penetration, and she responds to all the pounding and hair-pulling by squirting all over her superiors.

Lily Carter is headed for field duty, and it's up to Eva Angelina (a.k.a. Sgt. Slaughter) to prepare her for the possibility that she may be captured by an enemy who will most definitely interrogate her by putting objects up her butt. Eva sets up a simulation for Lily, and she starts off by blindfolding the girl and pressing her mouth down around Mr. Pete's turgid member before letting him taste, tease, and tap her tight ass. The simulation falls apart rather quickly as Eva gets jealous of Lily's training and impales her own butt upon his wang; then the lesson is not about survival, but solidarity. When you see your comrade getting fucked in the ass, don't just stand there and watch, but lick her pussy!

You might be wondering where all these male soldiers come from and who trains them; the answer is Lisa Ann (a.k.a. Major Pain). Critics say her recruitment techniques are a little sketchy, but if she has to go to low-income neighborhoods and stand around with her tits out in order to get warm bodies (and big dicks) to defend our country, we support her. In this movie, she gives a glimpse at how she disciplines three batches of new meat--Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, and Criss Strokes--with nothing more than a riding crop and an insatiable appetite for cock. Lisa begins with a blowbang, segues to spitroasting and double penetration, caps it all off with some airtight action, and then winds it down with more sucking and a triple shower of sperm on her huge knockers. Later, when the men have all fallen asleep from their nice little orgasms, Lisa Ann brainwashes them using techniques from Project MKUltra.

We hope the military doesn't mind us telling you about that last part. We figured since "Anal Boot Camp" is completely uncensored, they wouldn't mind us declassifying all this ass. We guess we'll see what happens!

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