Wanna See You (Not) Sweat: “Lesbian Workout”

So toned are they from all that tribbing and pillowfighting, these porn lesbians don't even break a sweat in "Lesbian Workout."

Directed by Mason, who is known for her down and dirty, oil-splattered freakouts, "Lesbian Workout" is probably the most fluid-free porn movie you'll see all year. But that's all right, because the film begins with a terrycloth-soft scene between two of our Valley's most beautiful porn lesbians, Sunny Leone and Daisy Marie.

Wearing white bikinis, Leone and Marie pay lip service to some poolside cardio before they begin the lip service on each other. Ditto gym mat interludes between Lily Carter and Lizz Tayler, and a slightly-more gritty (but still extra-dry) warehouse interlude between Gracie Glam and Lily Labeau.

Since every softball game, roller derby, and pet adoption I attend with lesbian friends is streaming with sweat, I imagine that the "lesbian" porn consumer isn't particularly interested in his non-threatening objects of affection popping beads of perspiration sufficient to smudge their perfect makeup.

So that leaves us with beautifully-shot scenes of our heroines, including a tender scene between Dani Daniels and Brett Rossi in which the women—as do their counterparts throughout the movie—hold their poses just so for maximum effect.

The boxcover itself is also quite lovely, and should be used in advertising for Lesbian Chambers of Commerce everywhere.

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