“Mom’s Cuckold 9” Reminds Us Why We Miss Sledge Hammer

We still can't believe that Sledge Hammer died two months ago, and we can't help but feel sad when we see him in these photos for Reality Junkies's latest cuckolding film. Still, we have to post these pics; we want to celebrate Sledge every chance we get, and his MILF-loving magic show is definitely cause for celebration.

Not to play favorites, but we have to admit: these "Mom's Cuckold" films always have the funniest scenarios. There must be something about scheming to have sad men frown at big penises that inspires creativity.

Take Sledge's scene for example. Zoey Holloway and her husband hire him to put on a magic show for their kid's birthday party, and the magic gets Zoey so uncontrollably horny that she has to mount Sledge right there on the picnic table. After all, if he can pull a rabbit out of his hat and fit yards and yards of cloth up his sleeve, you know he must be skilled at stuffing his mighty cock in Zoey's tight pussy. With the help of his lovely, MILFy assistant, Sledge makes that cock disappear, all while Zoey's man looks on. The best part: Sledge keeps his cape on the whole damn time.

Elsewhere, Diana Prince and Herschel Savage are meeting with their son's teacher, Sean Michaels, for parent-teacher night. Their child is out of control, an absolute whirlwind in the classroom, and although Mr. Michaels doesn't like to point fingers, he's absolutely positive the parents are to blame. However, he's a kind soul and a naturally gifted teacher, so he's going to demonstrate the importance of good discipline by peeling off Diana's panties and slipping his cock in her ass. Herschel entertains himself by sucking on his wife's toes and staring at her sopping wet pussy. If you're wondering what Diana's tight butthole has to do with anything, then clearly you could use a lesson in discipline, too.

Devon Lee and her husband are thinking of having a baby soon, and they want to do everything right, so they go to see Dr. Tyler Knight. Now, he's no OB/GYN, but he does know a thing or two about baby making, and he decides that the best way to gauge Devon's ability to procreate is to stick his dick inside her. She gets Tyler ready for the procedure by sucking him to a perfect stiffness (and you can see her husband smile in that picture), throws her legs in the air, and watches as he slowly pushes all the way inside her pussy. They don't learn much about Devon's fertility, but at least they have a doctor's note that says Devon is fine like whoa.

"Mom's Cuckold 9" reminds of that famous phrase by the Bard, "cuckolding is such sweet sorrow." Hopefully, there will be more men wearing capes next time!

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