Oh sure, it seems like a lot of fun to watch Billy Castro strut his charming ass around town and make beautiful babes squirt like crazy, but wait until all of San Francisco has been flooded by a combination of bay water and lady come, and only Billy and his satisfied lovers are left floating on a raft above the mayhem. Does that sound fun to you?
Actually, it sounds great to us! Cities rise and fall, and we can’t think of a better person to bring about the end of San Francisco (or wherever this movie takes place) than Billy Castro. He was born on a farm in the Midwest, moved to California when he turned eighteen, transformed himself into a babe magnet, and began pleasing the ladies with his mighty strap-on and his smooth touch. Apres lui, le deluge, you know?
Anyway, nobody (and no city) is going to be harmed by this FTM heartthrob. Look at the adorable snuggles he shares with Ashley Blue! Billy holds her right beneath her jaw, barely choking her, while he nibbles on her earlobe and kisses down her temple. They giggle, he checks out her tits, and eventually his hat comes off and it gets serious. Billy straddles Ashley’s shoulders and makes her suck his long, thick, forever rigid strap-on cock until spit bubbles drip down her cheeks, at which point he flips her over, puts her ass in the air, and pounds her roughly. We don’t have any pictures of the squirting, so we don’t know if Ashley dribbled out some lady juice on the bedspread or if she blasted the pictures off her wall. It’s a mystery.
It’s true, these pictures give us more questions than answers, but that’s how we like it. Calico Lane only has two images in this gallery, but both of them are of her looking sleepy, sweaty, and completely spent in Billy’s arms. The only real clue we have as to what happened in her scene is the fact that her ass has been spanked to perfection and you can still see Billy’s long fingers imprinted in her flesh.
Seda’s section of the gallery give us a more complete concept of her scene. Apparently, she and Billy started smooching in her living room and couldn’t tear themselves away from each other long enough to make it to the bedroom. Fortunately, her black sofa has been worn in enough to accomodate two horny athletes. Seda keeps one hand on her clit and her eyes locked on Billy’s as he goes balls-deep in her pussy, but things really start to heat up when he holds their bodies close together, brushes his lips across hers, and bangs so hard that Seda’s makeup runs down her face.
Who doesn’t love female ejaculation? It’s always a treat, like visiting the fountains at the Bellagio. Maybe someday Billy we have the ability to make a chorus of cuties come on cue to music, but today, “Billy Castro’s Naughty Squirters” are too wild for Vegas.
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