If there’s one thing we’ve learned from watching Elijah Wood eat spaghetti off of Leonor Watling’s fantastic boobs, it’s that people cannot resist putting their mouths upon Leonor Watling’s fantastic boobs. You can use them as a plate, you can enjoy them on their own, it does not matter. However, the gentleman in this movie only puts his mouth on her stomach and ass. What’s up with that?
Why you trying to flip the script, guy? You don’t like boob nutrients? Leonor’s breasts deliver 100% of the daily recommended amount of vitamin T (for titty), and you can’t get that necessary vitamin anywhere else. It’s rare, like manganese! You think you can get by just chomping on her butt? Her smooth, round, tasty-looking butt… You know, maybe we should give this belly and booty diet a chance. First thing’s first though: we need to put some spaghetti on her ass.
· “Lo mejor de Eva” (imdb.com)