We’ve seen some wild stuff from “Femme Fatales” in the past–murders, complicated assassination plots, bank robberies, cunnilingus that brainwashes people (metaphorically)–but now it appears that fly females have the ability to teleport like Nightcrawler. Is it safe to have sex with a women who materialized from a cloud of lightning and fire? While we’re asking, is it safe to have sex with Nightcrawler?
We’re guessing that it’s not such a big deal to bang a girl who can teleport (or time travel or whatever it is she’s doing) as long as she arrives in one piece when she does so. What we really want to know is if it’s possible to have sex with her while she’s teleporting. And if anyone can think of a clever term for teleportation sex, please let us know. Please?
· “Femme Fatales” (cinemax.com)