Cathy Heaven and a few of her Europorn pals have been feeling lousy recently, and when one of them suggested they might be allergic to ass, they all decided to try going booty-free for a while. Unfortunately, that just made them feel worse. Now they’re playing with butts again, and they’ve doubled their intake to make up for lost time (and lost nutrients–you need those ass nutrients)!
People who are actually allergic to butts say that Cathy and company didn’t go ass-less for long enough, and if they felt worse, it’s only because of the toxins that were leaving their bodies. We respect that stance, but we must side with the girls on this one. Their instincts told them to go back to the ass, they followed those instincts, and now they’re full of energy, vitality, and dick.
On an average day at work, Kitty Cat starts to get sleepy around 2:30 or 3. How does she stay alert and focused? She doesn’t mess with coffee, Red Bull, or even those weird 5-Hour Energy shots; Kitty waltzes into her boss’s office, locks his door, and sticks her rump in his face so he can start licking her sweet little asshole. With only a few licks and a long, lingering, spit-heavy suck, Kitty has him hard enough to start slamming her ass as she bends over the desk, and in the time it’d take to brew a cup of coffee, he’s made her come countless times and shot his load all over her hole. Ideally, you’d get to see how productive this makes Kitty, but that footage was deemed not interesting enough for porn.
Jessie Volt was thinking of giving up the ass for Lent, and she was on the fence about it for a while, but then she had a theological debate with Choky Ice. That is, she was going to discuss the matter with silver-tongue Choky, but Choky knew nothing would convince Jessie to hold on to the God-given beauty that is the butt quite like a thorough rimming. He licks her from neck to nipples, clit to culo, and makes her beg him to fit his fat cock in her backdoor. After Choky glazes her asshole with jizz, Jessie realizes that she should really give up high fructose corn syrup.
Or not! Maybe Jessie could use a little bit of Mrs. Butterworth’s maple goop dripped on Choky’s dick. She’s young, healthy, and responsible enough to handle a sweet and possibly toxic treat every now and then, and so are you. Don’t give up corn syrup and please don’t give up the ass!
Oh, wait, that’s not what “She Gave Up the Ass” means, is it?