Like they said in both the DSM-IV and “Jurassic Park,” just because you can do something, doesn’t mean it’s worthwhile. But we applaud “Penetrator” Prince Yahshua who has sought to introduce some moves to the porn playbook.
First you should know that Prince Yahshua is a well-respected and affable porn dude who loves and is loved by the ladies. But being male talent is not the status symbol it once was, so Yahshua has “patented” a couple of moves, which he calls the F-150 and the Atom Bomb.
The F-150 is pretty awesome, and you can watch him perpetrate it on Kagney Linn Karter. But it’s like that unattributed quote about the editor who said a writer’s story was both good and original, but the part that was original wasn’t good and the part that was good wasn’t original.
The F-150 is also known as a standing 69 and people like Lee Stone have been doing it for years. Still, it’s glorious to watch (and to perform, if the guy is tall and strong enough and the woman is game): Yahshua flips Karter upside down in the air, where he eats her out as she blows him.
Getting blowjobs is so much better when the guy has something else to do.
But the Atom Bomb is both spectacular and problematic. I will try to describe it.
The woman reclines on an elevated surface with her legs spread, feet on the floor. Yahshua does a handstand, fucking her upside down. This is impressive enough, but then he flips her over his perineum so that the pair wind up with her on her back, legs over her head, while Yahshua’s face is planted between her legs.
It makes his partners gasp, as he has picked some great teammates, like Remy LaCroix and Asa Akira, Lily Carter and Tiffany Doll, but the Atom Bomb seems too gymnastic to be real fun (although the handstand part hits all kinds of different nerve endings).
Ultimately we are happy for this thrill-seeker and see no harm in further experimentation, but we are pretty sure we can eat out Lily Carter with fewer steps.