Or, well, we guess we’re actually mad at ourselves for not having met you by now, and we’re taking it out on you. We realize that’s not fair. But look at those m.f.-ing tits! How could you not have flaunted them in our face by now? Do you not know us at all?!
Okay, okay. We have to get over kicking ourselves for missing your acquaintance and then move forward, thankful in the fact that we’re now basically best friends forever. We want to make a million friendship bracelets for your boobs, and hold hands and sing with them. Aren’t you glad we met now??
· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)