It’s cool to have a manifesto–a mission statement, a short yet powerful document that bares your soul to the world and simultaneously keeps you on track–but we don’t have one. Words don’t seem adequate. Maybe we can just point at Candice’s fabulous bare butt and say, “There it is! That’s what we believe in!”
But no, it seems like Mariano Vivanco already called dibs on Candice. It’s not fair! And she’s wearing her hair curly for him–we love it when she does that. We feel a lot of pouting coming on, and there better be some naked models available for manifesto-izing when we get done.