If there’s one thing we could have held onto from our esteemed apish antecedents, opposable toe digits would be nice. Imagine the extra stuff you could do: one could use them to shoot off some emails, shuck some oysters, or give a crazy, jizz-slinging footjob that rivals those done with the most dexterous of hands. Oh, wait, some blessed crazy toe-people can do this anyway? Okay then.
So next time you take a stroll down the summer sidewalk, take a glance down at all the sandal-clad feetsies marching along. Can you guess which of those delicate digits has found itself at the expert end of a Grade-A FJ? That’s sort of a fun game. And if anyone catches us giving their toes the eye, well, we can always say we like their shoes.
· Incredible Footjob (xtube.com)