Is it unreasonable of us to feel that movies should live up to their titles? We don’t think so. Therefore, when the beautiful Russian Playmate Irina Voronina rolls off her flotation device and swims to the “Cooch Cam” on the ladder, we either need to see double D-cup boobs or crazy vicious piranha. We’ll settle for not-so-vicious piranha with huge breasts if those are available.
It’s unfortunate that this movie doesn’t have the (porn)star power of “Piranha 3D”–which boasted Gianna Michaels, Riley Steele, and Kelly Brook–but what it lacks in big names it more than makes up with ample nudity and the sleaze-encouraging ways of David Koechner.
And really, we don’t care how big Irina’s boobs are; she’s a hot lady and we just want to see her sneer a couple times.