We don’t need to remind you how much we love frottage, but we do need you help figuring out what to call this particular example of it. Saddling the mountain? It evokes some nice cowgirl imagery without explicitly saying so, but it’s missing something–something to describe the wetness required for success. What do you think?
More importantly: do you find this as hot as we do, or are we just being weird? The day may come when we can no longer tell.