It is unclear how to connect “Coach” Nacho Vidal’s goalie training of Cassandra Nix to his movie being titled “Sexual Messiah,” but she does learn to catch balls.
Director Joey Silvera places the 5’8″ Nix opposite football/soccer coach Vidal in this high-concept piece. When Nix fails to achieve the small goals Vidal sets for her—even shooting a Bill Buckner through her feet, for Christ’s sake—Vidal takes Nix back to his office and fucks her with a variety of carbon-based and phthalate-free objects.
Perhaps Vidal is teaching Nix a greater truth—a truth bigger than soccer balls—by fucking her up the ass that way.
“So why are they calling him ‘Sexual Messiah’ when he’s just an unorthodox soccer coach?” I thought, but then remembered the old song “Dropkick Me, Jesus, through the Goalposts of Life.”
I guess “Anally” is one of the many mysterious ways I’ve heard certain divine entities move.
But I’ll be the first to admit that I haven’t been to church in years; this may make more sense to the spiritually-minded.