Naked bodies and orgasm faces have been used to sell scents for ages, so this isn’t exactly anything new, but we know Rihanna wouldn’t just endorse any old fragrance with her sexuality. This must be a special smell, loaded with pheromones, capable of jumping off the wrists and neck of the wearer and making any passerby paralyzed with lust. Sounds like it could be a Tom Ford scent. Oh my God, can you imagine how cool it’d be if Rihanna and Tom Ford were BFFLs?
We’d start seeing Rihanna in way more advertisements–which is cool by us–and she’d be super greased up and fleshy looking as some guy pours a jug of perfume on her!
Actually, we checked around, and Rihanna’s pimping her own fragrance. It’s called Nude. This all makes sense, and we feel silly for getting so hyped about Tom Ford, but you know, maybe someone will pass the message of our ridiculousness along to Riri and Tom and they’ll both say, “Yes. Get the phone,” or something equally enthusiastic yet badass.
· Via Melissa Forde’s Instagram (instagr.am)