The season premiere of “Femme Fatales” involves a bunch of beautiful young nymphos living together in a reality TV house, banging each other silly, and occasionally killing one another. Honestly, we don’t know how widespread the murder is, but we can say without a doubt that everybody–including Scheana Marie–has sex with enough fury and force to permanently fuse their pelvic regions together.
How could anyone have the energy for murder after sex like this? Maybe the killer isn’t getting laid. Who knows? All we know is that we’re insanely upset that (spoiler alert) Tiffany Tynes, who plays the spoiled heiress, Tina Hendricks, ends up dead in the tub. We want to see more of her! Fortunately, she was in “Celebrity Sex Tape.” Maybe “fortunately” isn’t the right word…
· “Femme Fatales” (cinemax.com)
