“Couples Seeking Teens 9” Proves That Apologies Are Best Said With Sex

One of the major themes of the "Couples Seeking Teens" series is the transmission of secret knowledge from elder to junior, and in keeping with this tradition, this edition features a lot of couples soothing sore sweeties with sexual healing.

We don't want to think of sex as a means rather than an end in itself, but face it: sex can solve arguments, dry tears, and remind you of the good things in life! We applaud the slightly predatory couples in this movie for teaching the teens that important life lesson.

When Zoey Holloway and her husband accidentally run over Riley Reid's bike, it crushes poor Riley's heart, and they can tell. Riley loved that bicycle and now she has nothing to ride! Zoey knows she has to right her wrong, so she lets Riley ride her husband's cock. It might not be a ten-speed, but it's at least eight inches long and quite thick to boot. Zoey teaches Riley the basics of ball maintenance (ample licking and sucking), the best way to fuck back while being banged in doggy style, and even a few neat tricks involving a third person and some face sitting! Smart thinking, Zoey; Riley doesn't need a bicycle when her new sex buddies live next door.

Ashlynn Leigh is stuck all alone by herself at a romantic bed and breakfast because her stupid boyfriend never showed up. Fortunately, married owners Ava Devine and Evan Stone aren't about to let one of their customers spend the day moping in bed; they're going to join her and fuck her blues away! Ava and Evan show her how a real man acts: he always shows up to romantic getaways, he always lets his lady come first, and his cock should be large enough to comfortably fit two mouths at the same time. If that doesn't make Ashlynn feel better, then some time spent sucking at Ava's huge tits should do the trick.

Of course, sometimes the couples need a little lesson from the teens. Nadia Noir's father is a sex therapist, and she's learned a lot by spying on his sessions. One day, Veronica Avluv and her hubby come in for a visit and Nadia instinctively knows that she can cure their sexual frustrations better than her father can. She sequesters the three of them in the office, gets completely naked, and eats out Veronica's sweet, shaved pussy while her husband slams her from behind. Brilliant, isn't it? Nadia gives them the separation they need, yet she also acts as a bridge between their erotic antics.

Yes, we can all learn a thing or two from "Couples Seeking Teens 9." Most of the lessons have to do with the best positions for threesomes, but you know, it never hurts to have a large repertoire!

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