Ah, yes, “Strippers Vs. Werewolves,” the ancient feud. (We only heard about it last November, but we’re guessing it’s ancient.) As much as we love those overgrown teddy bears, we simply can’t side with them over beautiful strippers like Gloria Savage here. And for the record, we are not prejudiced against werewolves.
Some of our best friends are lycans, and they too root for the strippers in this movie. Maybe if the werewolves weren’t so eager to spy on and then kill the strippers, we’d be more sympathetic towards them. Or maybe we’d side with them if they showed us their wolfy breasts. We can’t say for sure; we’re unpredictable.
· “Strippers Vs. Werewolves” (imdb.com)