Say pearl necklace (in a sexual context, anyway) and chances are good you’ll generate visions of semen dancing around a delicate neck. But lest you think that that’s the only kind of pearl you can bring into the bedroom, we’ve got an, ahem, pearl of wisdom for you.
Those who remember the pearl thong will consider this old news, but trust us when we say that actual pearls can be quite the sexual enhancement device. Why, the touch of these gems of the sea to the delicate skin of the labia…well, maybe you should just try it out for yourself. Or at least appreciate how awesome it looks in this gif.