“When Only Ass Will Do” There Is No Substitute For Your Patoot

Look at Barbie White, sucking James Brossman's cock as if he was interested in her mouth. James isn't even acknowledging the blowjob! In any other movie, we'd be chastising him for being rude, but come on, this is "When Only Ass Will Do."

Is this Barbie White's fault? No, certainly not. She's only trying to show James a good time with her mouth and all of her other lovely body parts. The real culprit here is a lack of communication. When James finally says, "Girl, I'm really only after your booty, but I'm willing to please that pussy as well," everything gets better: Barbie gets both of her holes filled, James satisfies his anal craving, and everybody has a good time.

Speaking of anal cravings, check out Bianca's scene: she only deigns to suck cock if she can stick a vibrator in her butt as well. Yes, it's important to recognize that "Only Ass Will Do" is uttered by the ladies as well. It's not that Bianca isn't interested in having her other orifices pleased--far from it, she has her man tap her G-spot with a couple of fingers whilst he fucks her ass--but she only feels alive when she's face down in the pillows with her butt getting banged. Oh, and she needs to have her pink socks on; that's the only way she gets off.

What is it about fresh air and warm sun that makes people want to have anal sex? Three of the five scenes in "When Only Ass Will Do" take place outside, and we think this sends a great message to viewers. Whether you're hanging out poolside like Myra Lyon, kicking it on the Patio like Samy, or riding ATVs like Sabrina Rose, there's no better way to get a little exercise and get rid of tan lines than by fingering, licking, and screwing a booty. These girls get dick and Vitamin D. Can your daily supplement do that?

No it cannot. Don't even try to replace the anus "When Only Ass Will Do."

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