If 2011 was the year to freak out about bed bugs crawling around your apartment, eating your cereal, and dating your daughter, then 2012 is the year when you get paranoid about Julia Valimaki hanging out on your roof. She could be up there, right now, bronzing her nipples in the sun. Look at this photographic evidence.
No one knows how she got so spread around (most people point to Fashion Week as the major vessel), but we’re dealing with a full on outbreak of this babe. If you hear the sound of someone humping your roof or if you notice a lot of fashion photographers scaling your fire escape, you may have Julia Valimaki on your building!
· Via In The Raw (itr2010.org)