Whenever we see someone strange come on the subway wearing a trenchcoat, we get a little nervous. “What kind of body part will be revealed to us this time?” The lucky people of London don’t have to worry about that. The worst that happens to them is Anita De Bauch shows up wearing Vivienne Westwood gear, takes it all off, and dances seductively around the tube.
We have ever so much to be jealous of as far as the Brits are concerned. Do you think there’s anyway we can convince the talented Anita De Bauch to do her thing around the subway? How about in an airplane? She’s revolutionizing rapid transit, and we want to be there to see it happen.
· The (not so) Secret Diary of Anita De Bauch (anitadebauch.blogspot.com)