“Too Big For Teens 9”: Frankly, The Teens Expected Bigger

We often hear people discussing how porn is giving today's youth unrealistic expectations about sex, and while we tend not to believe that bullmess, there is a grain of truth to it. You see boobs of all shapes and sizes in porn, but penises are pretty much enormous across the board, and these girls were expecting some crazy monster dicks when they signed up for "Too Big for Teens."

We're not saying that the talented male performers in this film aren't packing--because, whoa lordy, they certainly are--but don't watch this expecting to see these girls fitting 40-ouncers in their tight coolers.

It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day at Big Penises Inc., and Sensi Pearl is trying to entertain herself while her father is in a meeting. Poor, innocent Alec Knight is trying to get his work done, but since Sensi's father is his boss, it behooves him to show her a good time. He strips her down naked, gnaws on her little gumdrop nipples, and shoves his thick, long dick deep inside her pussy; Sensi doesn't even break a sweat. Sure, she loves the fullness that Alec's cock provides, but she's not even remotely daunted by it. Heck, she rides him until he's ready to keel over!

And speaking of capitalism, check out the premise for April O'Neil's scene with Lee Stone. The box reads, "April loves toying with poor blue-collar men." You can't blame April, socio-economic divisions are a huge aphrodisiac to some people. She sees Lee throwing her garbage in his truck and invites him inside to tease him with her luxurious abode and tight, clean body crafted to perfection by years of equestrian sports, but Lee doesn't get angry. He just whips out his huge, veiny cock and that gets April on her knees, sucking with passion. Yes, the rich are born to want, and lucky for Ms. O'Neil, Lee is willing to give all of his dick to her, pick her up in the air, and fuck her any way she pleases.

The other three scenes in "Too Big for Teens 9" don't have anything to do with jobs or the economy, but still, we think the presence two scenes that bring up financial stress in a porn film says something fascinating about our culture. This is one for the time capsule!

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