You know how sometimes you’re shooting solo hoops at your best buddy’s house and his hot but neglected wife starts catering to your schlong through your shorts? Neither do we, so “Evil Cuckold 4″ is not porn but anthropology.
Alia Janine is long-leggedy and make no mistake, yet Sean Michaels seems genuinely seduced by the predatory cougar as she absently turgidifies him through his shorts as she spins tales of adultery and neglect.
“But he’s my best friend,” says Michaels, and she’s like Whatever.
I admire Janine’s performance because it is casual and confident. And we also sympathize with the titanic temptation facing Michaels. So he just gives in.
And then her husband shows up.
Fleshbot Readers, you have known for some time that “Cuckold” is used just as slipshoddily as “MILF” in porn. Not a single goddamn person in this movie is an evil cuckold. In fact, considering Michaels’ apologies to her husband as Janine slurps away, the poor slob isn’t even cuckolded evilly.
But what does happen is that her husband goes from unwilling (cuckolded) to willing (wittoled), which is something we rarely see in porn: a character arc.
So maybe there’s no evil cuckolds here, but at least college students can use this scene for their Irene Ryan auditions.