Petroleum products have a fascinating number of uses, but none are as noble and necessary as the polishing of pornstars. Glistening naked people? Why, that’s our bread and butter! Honestly, there are some days when we simply cannot bring ourselves to look at a couple of people banging unless they have been drenched with baby oil and shine like dragon scales.
We respect dry people all the same, but why be dry when you can be slick? We should start making posters that say so. Or maybe we can post some old Soviet-style signs that say, “Friction is the enemy, oil is the weapon, and this fine piece of Jules Jordan pornography is the promised land.” (Hopefully the final draft will be catchier/more Stalin-y.)
Mr. Pete and Steve Holmes are very experienced when it comes to cookouts, and they never leave home without an industrial sized jug of baby oil. It’s perfect when you find yourself and a friend alone with Amy Brooke and you don’t know how to consume her; just do what Pete and Steve do. They marinate her head to toe in oil, making sure to get every crack, hole, and curve equally slathered–sometimes this means spreading the stuff around with their bare hands and fat cocks, but they’re not afraid to get messy, too. Next, they spitroast Amy for a good twenty minutes, switching off between her mouth and asshole halfway through the process. Finally, there’s nothing left to do but impale Amy’s ass on Pete’s cock, spread her legs so Steve can slip in her slit, and enjoy the double penetration! By the way, Amy goes best with a nice, acidic white wine.
We should note that baby oil–really, any iteration of mineral oil–is not to be consumed. First of all, it’s not the tastiest product. Second, it’s a laxative. That being said, Toni Ribas’s treatment of London Keyes is absolutely diabolical. He takes the already-drenched London, easily slips his cock in her ass, and then jams the open bottle of oil in her mouth. We’re sure that the bottle is empty when he does this, but damn: what an evil image that is. Pulling her hair while he fucks her in the ass is just fine. Everybody loves hair pulling and anal sex. However, not everybody loves being aware of crazy rumblings in his or her digestive system. Anyway, our point is that this is probably our favorite scene in “Oil Overload 6.”
Manuel Ferrara’s scene with Kagney Linn Karter is another one of our favorites. They’re insanely talented performers who have worked with each other enough to build up a functional and exhilarating chemistry, and more importantly, they look like they’re having a blast together. Lord only knows how Manuel finds the dexterity to grip Kagney’s slippery body–and every inch of this woman is curvy, so you can imagine how difficult she is to grab when dry–but he manages to lift her off his cock and slam her down again and again, and they never ever fall of their leather couch. Also, they make the goofiest faces.
For more information about baby oil and its many uses, please check out this handy article over at Instructables. If you don’t care what else baby oil is for, that’s cool, watch “Oil Overload 6″ and call it a day.