Skin Diamond and Marie McCray thought college was going to be a blast, but they had no idea that the school was run by sorority of tall, busty, bitchy babes, so they’re joining forces with a sorority for petite girls to form their very own itty bitty titty terror squad! AMKingdom presents this Harry Sparks film, and the theme song is so good that we’ve been humming it all day.
There have been quite a few pornographic “Revenge of the Nerds” adaptations, but we feel most impressed by this one. It draws on the ancient debate about the ideal breast size, it has a slightly exploitative vibe (like you see on those Haze Her and Dare Dorm type websites) tempered by good goofy fun, and Skin Diamond and Marie McCray get to play BFFLs, which is adorable. The film also stars Katie St. Ives, Sarah Shevon, Sativa Verte, Dani Daniels, Zoey Kush, Leilani Leeane, and Victoria Rae Black; that cast list alone makes us reach for our pants (to grab our wallets), but we’ll have to wait for it to come out on the 24th!
· “Revenge of the Petites” (petitesmovie.com)