We don’t know exactly how a Playmate is chosen (we assume Playboy locks a bunch of sexy cardinals in a room and has them figure it out), but we know that it’s a sacred position to hold, and as such, we should construct public statues and personal altars to honor them.
Look, Lisa Seiffert was Playmate last month, and we didn’t even ogle her. That’s not nice of us. She went full frontal for us at the beach, and we didn’t even have the courtesy to break out some sunglasses and a tropical drink! No more. Lisa Seiffert, we hereby recognize that you are gorgeous. (April’s Playmate is Raquel Pomplun, if you feel like getting caught up with her as well.)
· See more of Lisa at Egotastic (egotastic.com)
