Since London Keyes is a Seattle native, we’re trying to get the state of Washington to erect a statue of her in celebration of her jGrrl title. So far, they’ve rejected our plans to have a 300-feet tall London Keys pole dancing with the Space Needle. What’s up with that?
They told us such a statue would be too big, expensive, and vulgar, and that if we’re serious about our love and dedication to April’s jGrrl (which we are) that we should come back with a more reasonable proposal. Little do they know that our first draft asked for a 800-foot statue in which London deepthroats the Space Needle. We take our jGrrls seriously.
· There’s always more London waiting for you at Juliland (juliland.com)