Paz, are you hurting your butt with this shoot? Did Terry Richardson tell you to do this? We know you two have been working together a lot lately, and we know we said that you should probs just get married, but we take it all back if he’s advising you to mold your ass upon the jagged bark of a palm tree. That’s not a healthy relationship, Paz!
Then again, maybe you like the feeling of rough tree bark digging into your ass. We can get down with that, and if that’s the case, then please: just get married to Terry already. You guys can have a room full of uncomfortable furniture that will bite into your flesh where you can take pictures and love each other and be happy forever.
· Terry’s Diary (terrysdiary.com)