The Fruit Doesn’t Fuck Far From The Tree In “My Girlfriend’s Mother 3”

Inari Vachs is worried that her daughter, Alyssa Branch, shouldn't be dating anyone her first semester in college, but she lets her bring Joey Brass home for dinner anyway. Big mistake! Instant attraction! Also in this fine movie: Nica Noelle gets lovingly fucked by Mr. Marcus. Join us, won't you?

We find it kinda funny that the majority of these May-December porns involve some immediate and emotionally jarring attraction to a forbidden lover. Maybe someday Nica Noelle will make a movie in which Joey Brass says, "What up, My Girlfriend's Mother? You are so fine. I would like to lie down with you for a hella long time." For now, we deal with deep and unsettling stirring down in the loins, and we're happy with it.

Anyway, Joey and Alyssa seem to have a nice relationship! Then again, we only have their sex life to go on, but it looks quite nice anyway! Who wouldn't love to roll around in a big bed with the blue-eyed, blonde-haired, soft-pubed Alyssa? Joey eats her out and she doesn't hold her orgasmic wails back. And it's her childhood home, too! That says a lot of positive things about her mother's attitude towards sex.

Maybe that's what leads Inari to have sex with Joey! Perhaps she wasn't being sinister and abandoning her logic in the face of overwhelming lust; instead, let's think of Inari as a woman who is so enthusiastic about her daughter's choice in men that she has to ride his thick, veiny cock until she knows every inch of it by memory. Certain parents are more open than other parents, you know? Certain parents like to spread their pussies open so Joey Brass can go balls deep in them. Parenting: it's a thing.

In all seriousness, "My Girlfriend's Mother 3" looks like a beautiful piece of porn. With studs like Nick Manning and Mr. Marcus hanging around, these hot babes have more than enough men on their hands to keep the scandals sizzling and the bedsheets stained, and you will not be disappointed.

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