When Katie Has A Pussy Problem, She Needs To “Father Figure” It Out

We're used to seeing Nica Noelle movies about younger men lusting after older women, but now she's flipped the script and FILFs are chasing twenty-something year-old babes! What should we call these gentlemen cougars? Bobcats? Would they like it if we called them Big Poppa?

We've always said that the porn industry suffers from a troublesome dearth of Biggie Smalls references, and this is the perfect chance to rectify that. Besides, who doesn't want to be called Big Poppa?

Well, maybe there are some people who find it strange. For example, Evan Stone has been seeing London Keys for months, but he's about to get married to London's mom. What will this mean for the family? Will London have to start calling him "Daddy"? We suspect she's been calling him "Daddy" in bed for a long time already. Evan eats her pussy like no one ever has before, and it barely takes a few minutes of sucking and lapping before London starts squeezing her breasts and pulling his hair as hard as she can. When Evan spoons her and shoves the whole length of his cock inside her, you just know that he's whispering something lewd in her ear; ten bucks says the word "Daddy" passes through her lips in that moment.

Katie St. Ives plays a young student who gets forced to leave school due to "emotional issues," and when her tutor, Mr. Marcus, tries to console her, he finds that his wisdom and experience is no help to Katie. If he can't give her guidance, he might as well guide his dick inside her pussy! He warms her up with a long bout of oral and some come hither strokes of her G-spot, and when she's good and ready, he slides his huge cock in and brings a smile to her face. Let this be proof that home-schooling can give you the social skills necessary for the real world.

And then there's Nick Manning, doing his usual menacing thing, preying on his daughter's sexy yet troubled friend, April O'Neil. Life is hard when you're young, gorgeous, and eternally horny, and it's no surprise that April turns to Nick for advice, especially considering how long she's been friends with his daughter. He can tell she's feeling vulnerable, so he keeps his calm, looks her in the eyes, and very confidently wraps his mouth around her vulva. Does she protest? Lord, no! Everybody knows that "troubled" is porn-speak for "always down with whatever," and April lets Nick go down on her for as long as he pleases. They have an understanding between them; an understanding and some genitals.

We always love how Nica Noelle plays with age in her films, and we dearly hope that "Father Figure" becomes a long-running series, not just because we love these pictures or because we have Electra complexes, but also because a lot of our favorite male pornstars are aging. It happens!

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