Don Cheadle Loves Pillowy Breasts, Loathes Pillow Talk

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If you've been keeping up with "House of Lies" (er, that is, "Hou$e of Lie$"), you should know by now that Don Cheadle's character is a bit of an ass. But look, here he is, sacrificing his post-coital glow to talk with a stripper about how she killed an off-duty cop! That makes him a caring and concerned individual, right?

The writers occasionally skim the surface of some of Cheadle's emotional and/or family issues, but we think the best way to show us how his heartstrings get plucked is to plop him in a situations like this. For one, it means we get to see nipples. Secondly, and more specifically, we get to see more of the stripper, April, played by Megalyn Echikunwoke. You might remember her from "24," "That 70's Show," "The 4400," "90210," and other number-based television shows. Little known fact: she's the granddaughter of the Nigerian tribal leader of the Igbo, so she's technically African royalty.

Just to recap: Don Cheadle has wild, steamy sex with African royalty on a show that is not all that good.

· "House of Lies" (sho.com)