“The Friend Zone” Is Not Anywhere Near The Vagina

Most of us can relate to Anthony Rosano's situation: he's in love with his best friend, Riley Reid, but he's too afraid to tell her for fear of ruining their friendship. However, most of us aren't packing dicks as large as his; that makes him a little hard to empathize with.

It's like, at the end of the day, he's still Anthony Rosano. No matter how much he wants to tell Riley his true feelings, and no matter how sad he feels when he can't, he can always look down and say, "Oh yeah! Huge penis!" and everything will be right as rain.

Uh, anyway, Riley tells Anthony that they should try online dating, and in a moment of panic, Anthony steals his co-worker's identity, creates a profile under his name, and starts wooing Riley. And then everything goes as planned. Psych! This is a rom-com! You think Riley is just automatically cool with being deceived? You think that she and Anthony end up humping and sweating on each other on the floor because of his clever scheming? Well, in a way: if it weren't for his bumbling, Riley never would've learned the truth, and they never would've escaped "The Friend Zone," and then he'd never know the way her tight pussy feels gripped around his shaft as they grind together and gaze into each other's eyes.

Meanwhile, in plot lines not mentioned on the back of the box, Lexi Bloom is banging both Danny Mountain and Giovanni Francesco. She hooks up with Giovanni one night after finding him slumped on the couch. Lexi gives him the sleeping beauty treatment, waking him up with a wet smooch before having him take her from behind and pound her ass into the cushions. Danny, however, is the one to seduce Lexi, and he does so with a bottle and a bouquet. Lexi, who is for some reason wearing absurdly sexy and frilly lingerie, mounts Danny immediately, and her smile alone is enough to turn us on. She looks as happy as those people in pictures that come with frames, plus her tits are out.

Since this is a New Sensations Romance, it's going to have a happy ending, but even if Anthony never leaves "The Friend Zone," at least he's closer to Riley than we are. (See: "The Hopeless Stalker Zone.")

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