So we guess you have to take the cue ball and insert it in Desiree Diamond’s vagina? Is that a thing? We’re not very good at billiards, and frankly, we’re not going to get any better if Desiree and Danny Mountain don’t get off the table.
It’s like, we get it, you guys are really really good at having hard anal sex. Meanwhile, we’re terrible at all bar games, and if some Paul Newman character comes in here and hustles us, it’s going to be embarrassing for everyone (that is, except for the people having anal sex in the bar).
· “Kayden’s Frisky Business” (store.fleshbot.com)