Tits Vs. Ass: Jesse Jane Vs. Alexis Texas

Tits Vs. Ass: Jesse Jane Vs. Alexis TexasWe’re halfway through the first round of Extreme Pornstar Showdown 2012, and the carnage continues with a battle between two all-American blondes! Seriously, if we were putting together a basket of hospitality porn for a foreign dignitary, we would pack it with the work of these two Southern belles; the card would read, “Welcome to America! Enjoy our flaxen-haired females with Coke-bottle figures, juicy lips, and huge libidos!”

And that’s why we’re not allowed near the U.N.!

Back to the battle: Alexis and Jesse are two of the most iconic babes in the industry and perhaps the best known names in the non-porn-obsessed community as well. Jesse earns all of her popularity thanks to her great relationship with her fans, some cameos in mainstream movies, her roles in the two “Pirates” films by Digital Playground, and her new line of flavored tequila. Alexis’s notoriety is largely due to her fabulously bouncy ass; we feel bad reducing her to a single body part, but come on, it’s Alexis Texas. We’re not saying she’s famous only because she got lucky with her genetics—and it must take a considerable amount of skill to wield that thing—but everybody knows her butt is the main entree in any solid Texas meal.

Jesse Jane as seen in “Watching You Episode 3″: So what’s the best part of a Jesse Jane meal? It’s hard to say! We’re going to say it’s her lips. Look at the enthusiasm with which Jesse inhales Danny Mountain’s big British cock, observe how those perfectly shaped lips curl as she pulls his dick out and how they stay plump even when she’s deepthroating. They’re mesmerizing! Even when Danny is slamming her against the exam table, the camera stays on Jesse’s face so we watch her growl and grin. You could dedicate an entire movie to Jesse’s sex faces, never showing anything beneath the neck, and it’d still be hardcore porn.

Alexis Texas in “King of Coochie 2″: Imagine Tom Byron’s dilemma as he takes Alexis’s pussy from behind: he wants to watch her ass bounce and ripple, but he also wants to touch it, and you can’t have both at the same time. How many other butts are capable of inducing such an existential crisis in a male pornstar? Let’s take a moment to talk about something besides her behind. (If you don’t care, feel free to watch another clip of starring Alexis’s tuchus in motion.) Alexis screams when she comes, she has an excellent command of dirty English imperative phrases, and she always stays engaged in the moment.

But there’s more to this than how much a certain performer enjoys a given moment; it’s also about the moments that these women have made for you! Do you have any fond memories watching these ladies? Did you, in the course of watching the clips above, make a special moment today? We’re not trying to pry, of course, but we want you to reflect. (And don’t forget to vote on the other Extreme Pornstar Showdown matches!)

· Image of Jesse Jane courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com) and Alexis Texas via Hustler (hustlercash.com)

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