Celebrity October 25, 2011 | 3 Comments

Lindsay Lohan To Pose Nude In Playboy (As If We Hadn’t Seen The Goods Before)

Lindsay Lohan To Pose Nude In Playboy (As If We Hadn't Seen The Goods Before)TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan has agreed to strip for Playboy to the tune of one million dollars. We can’t refute this in any way, but we will note that it’s absurd because A) Playboy never requires nudity from celebrities and B) we’ve seen LiLo naked, like, a kajillion times.

We understand that it’s different now because Lohan’s repeated law troubles cast her in a different light, and she could certainly take this shoot in a fresh direction by going full-frontal (like Daisy Lowe did), but really, this seems like a lot of bread to drop on old news.

To emphasize this point, we’ve gone ahead and collected a huge load of revealing pictures of Lindsay Lohan. We bet you’ll enjoy it, you might even get aroused, and it won’t cost you a dime.

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Lindsay Lohan To Pose Nude In Playboy (As If We Hadn't Seen The Goods Before)[Original post: Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn Monroe (In The Nude!)]
Lindsay Lohan To Pose Nude In Playboy (As If We Hadn't Seen The Goods Before)[Original post: Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn Monroe (In The Nude!)]
Lindsay Lohan To Pose Nude In Playboy (As If We Hadn't Seen The Goods Before)[Original post: Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn Monroe (In The Nude!)]
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Lindsay Lohan To Pose Nude In Playboy (As If We Hadn't Seen The Goods Before)[Original post: Lindsay Lohan Channels Kate Moss, Goes Topless]
Lindsay Lohan To Pose Nude In Playboy (As If We Hadn't Seen The Goods Before)[Original post: Lindsay Lohan Topless Photos, Now With More Toplessness]
Lindsay Lohan To Pose Nude In Playboy (As If We Hadn't Seen The Goods Before)[Original post: Lindsay Lohan's Boobs Make Another Appearance]
[Original post: Lindsay Lohan's Nude(st) "Machete" Scene]
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  • dystopika

    She should go right to Hustler.

  • drunkexpatwriter

    If this was going to be for Penthouse I’d be excited. But Playboy has a near fear of vaginas and either airbrushes or strategically shoots the photos so that you can see boobs and ass, but never the ladyparts. I sometimes feel like Playboy is girl porn for gay men who like boobs.

    If it was a Penthouse shoot, on the other hand, we’d get to see the firecrotch and that would be fun. But, Playboy seems to think that women look like Barbie dolls down there, so I’m not getting my hopes up.

  • Refused_is_fucking

    When I heard the tease this AM on one of the local morning zoos, I was expecting to find out Saran Palin or one of W. Bush’s daughters was taking the plunge. Now, to find out it’s LiLo sans stitches, it’s a bit of a letdown, journalistically.