“Suck Balls 2,” Also Known As Vicki Chase’s Testicular Taffy Cookbook

Some of you might not be prepared for what goes down in "Suck Balls 2." You might claim you enjoy ball sucking, but you're only talking about gentle nibbling and occasional licking. Now behold: an all you can eat ball buffet!

More disclaimers: all-oral features have a bit of a reputation for getting dull quickly. You see the same cock coming out of the same pelvis as a steady stream of woman crouch down one after the other, perform head, and leave. That's not what this is; you need to see what these women do to genitals. Heck, you should see what these genitals do to these women! Who knew mutually assured destruction could be so hot?

Some of the things that Winston Burbank seem like cock and ball torture, but it isn't so! She make a big sloppy mess with her mouth, keeping his skin moisturized and able to withstand even the most savage forces of suction. Plus, you can tell by the way that she nuzzles his red and throbbing dick with her chin that she really, truly has feelings for Winston and his equipment. However, as soon as she gets her hands on Jonni Darkko, she sinks her teeth into his scrotum. What did you do to anger her, Jonni?

When we first looked at the pictures of Krissy Lynn working her magic on Bill Bailey, we thought Bill had two penises. (Actually, our real first thought was that it was clever of them to use one of those big exercise balls as a prop/platform for Krissy's upside-down blowjob.) Then we realized that Krissy's mouth had reformed Bill's scrotum into such a long, impressive shape that we mistook it for a penis—that is, a pornstar's penis, longer than the average man's wang. We wonder why Krissy doesn't market herself as a cheap plastic surgeon. Maybe she's wary of sucking too hard and obliterating some poor nose with the power of a black hole. That's a legit concern, if we've ever heard one.

We don't want you to think that these ladies are the only architects of scrotal destruction. The men not only encourage it, but they do it to themselves as well! Jacky Joy has a mighty slurp, but Alex Gonz tells her to save her breath while he spreads his sack across her chin like Silly Putty. Where did Jacky's mandible and neck go? They've been eclipsed by Alex's balls. Concerned? You bet we are.

But we're not worried about these performers; they're professionals, they love this stuff, they'll be fine. We're worried that "Suck Balls 2" has pushed us in a strange new direction of masturbatory manipulation. We're easily influenced by great displays of genital origami. Here's hoping you are too!

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