Porn For Straight Girls: The (Real) Porn Career Of A Reality TV Star

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"I'm glad you guys are joining me to see what I do in my free time," Bethany Benz says by way of introducing "Big Wet Black Tits 3." I'm glad too, Bethany. Especially since your free time seems to involve a lot of oil and anal sex.

Are you shocked that Bethany, better known as "Caviar" on "For The Love Of Ray J" has made the switch from reality television to porn? No, because she's someone who actually competed for the love of Ray J. In fact, I'd argue that porn is her true calling. And she's awfully good at it, apart from the fact that she can't stop herself from laughing when director/stunt cock L.T. squirts her breasts with what appears to be olive oil in a Windex bottle. As Gram pointed out in his review a few months ago, they "must have left the pool furniture smelling like the Best Macaroni Grill Ever." Indeed.

Bethany's first anal scene is featured in this movie, and is heavily promoted (by which I mean there's a line about it on the box.) Unusually, it was actually my favorite scene in this movie. Bethany wasn't an annoying performer; she wasn't overly shrill, or moany, or uncomfortably enthusiastic. She's the best performer I've seen who's a sort of "stunt casting," far better than the girls who have popular webcam sites and then are featured in professional porn. Maybe the faux-drama of reality television was really effective in teaching her acting skills! What a world. Seriously, though, her anal scene was hot. And L.T. was great about it, rimming her and touching her and making sure she was doing okay throughout.

Putting that scene first sort of meant this movie, er, blew its wad right away, you know? Not that the other scenes weren't good, but when the scene you've actually advertised happens before everything else, there isn't the same motivation to watch everything else. I always like Elegant Angel for its purely porn-y aesthetics, and this held true here. The performers themselves have amazing stage names, by the way; this movie has both Mazarati XXX and Jessica Grabbit. I am always entertained by bad puns. Also, London Reings had an excellent scene in which she got so aggressive and enthusiastic that L.T. actually had to back away from her. It was kind of cute.

Can you tell I watched this mainly because of my curiosity about Bethany Benz? I don't even remember how far she made it in that reality show. I'm pretty sure I watched it as reruns in an airport hotel I was stuck in overnight. However, Bethany also appeared in an R. Kelly music video (I have not been able to find this), so there was also that drawing me to her. It's a legitimate reason to watch porn! And I actually enjoyed this movie a lot. It was funny, oily, and pretty hot.

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