Are You Making Eyes At “My Girlfriend’s Mother”?

Because if you are, she's totally down. Her name is Magdalene St. Michaels, and her one love in life is sleeping with people she shouldn't be sleeping with. At least, that's what it says on her OKCupid profile.

Magdalene had to do a lot of soul searching after she stole her daughter's last boyfriend in the first episode of "My Girlfriend's Mother," and now she's enjoying a domestic partnership with the busty Aurora Snow. However, when Lily LaBeau brings her fiance, Ryan Driller, home to meet the family, Magdalene feels that familiar, troublesome fire, and she and Ryan start dreaming about each other! The press release tells us that there may be a "supernatural explanation for their mutual obsession," but we have no idea what it could be!

Frankly, we think they meant "super natural," as in, "Duh, this family is super-DTF on the regular." Barely a couple minutes after they arrive, Lily and Ryan fly upstairs so Lily can show him her childhood room. It has its own bathroom, it's decorated with a 20oz bottle of Dos Equis beer, and—oh look! A giant bed: perfect. They strip down and start spooning like old lovers, but soon that engagement-heat kicks in and Lily is riding cowgirl, bucking hard, and growling at Ryan. When his eyes aren't locked with hers, he's busy watching his cock slide in and out of her pussy—it makes us feel lucky that we get to watch everything happen at once. Ah, the magic of non-POV porn!

Elsewhere in the house, Magdalene is sublimating her confusing pangs of lust by going down on Aurora. The taste of her nipples usually gets Magdalene out of her daze, but she needs the raw feeling of Aurora gushing on her face to help her now. They end with a long makeout session so Magdalene can knead her lover's legendary ass and thick thighs. We're bummed that this movie is about the tension between Magdalene and Ryan because look at these two: they make the most adorable couple.

But will they stay together after Ryan and Magdalene finally screw? Or do they only get to fuck in their dreams? Real or not, these two have real chemistry; all of the anxiety and guilt surrounding their mutual attraction melts away as soon as Magdalene grabs Ryan's cock. They sport the deadpan gazes of the horny and experienced, and each seems to know exactly how the other likes it. They've killed two relationships, but who cares? Ryan comes on Magdalene's stomach, she caresses his cock against her pussy, and we can't look away.

Who need supernatural explanations when everyone's getting laid? Maybe Evan Stone plays a mythical creature who created this turmoil so he could seduce Lily LaBeau—we have no idea. Or maybe they're all fairies! "My Girlfriend's Mother 2" could be the fantasy of an autistic child staring at a snow globe for all we care; this is all too hot to ask questions.

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