The Hottest Non-Leaked Photos Of Scarlett Johansson

There was so much excitement and hype about Scarlett Johansson's naked pictures from yesterday that we never stopped to think about why the pictures mattered so much. The truth is, we really like her! She's an amazing actress, a damn talented singer, and absolutely stunning no matter what she is (or isn't) wearing.

The woman has been acting since she was nine! Hell, when she was fourteen, she was in "The Horse Whisperer" with Robert Redford. You can't tell us that movie wasn't moving. Maybe "The Island" wasn't the best sci-fi/action/thriller we've ever seen, but it was fun and there were explosions and sex. And then there was "Match Point," which a lot of people disliked, but we loved, and tons of critics praised (plus: the sex in that movie is everywhere, often wet, and always spectacular).

Obviously, we're not the most eloquent film critics, and we don't know enough about Scarlett Johansson to completely sum up her career and the many different ways she's exercised her celebrity. The most we can do right here and now is give you a bunch of absurdly hot pictures of ScarJo that will A) imprint beautiful images of her in our minds and B) soften the blow when we get the legal notice to take down her naked pictures. Enjoy!

All right, we know this one is pretty absurd, but hear us out! The public obsession with Scarlett Johansson is so powerful that it's created a market for comics like this (and there are more of them available via the link below). For those of you wondering: no, that's not Ryan Reynolds on the other end of that cartoon cock.

[Via Sinful Comics (galleries1.adult-empire.com)]
[Scarlett Johansson arching her back ever so slightly at the 2008 Golden Globes.]
[Via PopCrunch (popcrunch.com)]