In the midst of our four-week separation we started sexting and having phone sex. I didn’t think this was really possible with someone you are fucking but this was all proven wrong.
Please enjoy our depravity.
Me: I can’t wait to see you so I can so inappropriately touch you.
He: Is it really inappropriate if I approve and consent?
Me: Hmm. Can you act like you don’t approve and consent?
He: If there’s a way to be inappropriate, I have confidence you’ll find it.
Me: Like me groping you in the theater?
He: That would qualify, yes.
Me: I very much get off on giving a guy a near boner in public. I’m horrible that way.
He: I’ll have to remember that next time we go to the movies.
Me: If I had a dick would you suck it?
He: You know I would.
Me: God you just gave me a lady boner.
He: To quote Liz Phair, “I’d suck you till your dick is blue.” And I’d swallow.
Me: Goddamn. I almost gushed my pants. I like you all raunchy and shit.
He: If you had a dick, I’d make you come so fucking hard… …you would think God himself was swallowing you.
Me: Would you let me fuck you too? I’ll be nice, at first.
He: I might let you fuck me, if you can get it hard again. But keep it away from my mouth, or I might just latch on again…
Me: I’d get hard again if I could come in your ass.
He: This is me, wiggling my ass in the air for you…
Me: This is me stroking my cock and rubbing in the flesh of your ass…
He: Heh… Let no one say we aren’t both pretty twisted.
Me: Mmmm. Yes. I like it. A lot. Especially coming from you because I get actually have sex with you. But it’ll be ME fucking YOUR ass…
He: I know… I like that.
Me: I’m bringing the Njoy Fun Wand for you. I don’t like it but I think it’s perfect to use on you while I’m sucking your cock.
He: Ooohhhh… Can’t wait to try it out.
Me: Yes. Yes. I’ve always wanted to penetrate your ass. I want to shove the wand in my wet cunt and then use it on you. It will be the closest I get to fuck you.
He: I think I know what I’ll be wanking to tonight.