More Topless Models Than You Can Shake A Stick At

But why you would want to shake a stick at naked models is beyond us. You some kind of stick fetishist or what? We're not here to judge. The point is that's a terribly inappropriate response to the kind, nipple-y greeting these models are giving you.

The proper response would be to tip your hat, bow or curtsey if you feel so inclined, and say something like, "Hello, ladies! Mighty fine weather we're having today, yes? Perhaps a bit nipple-y, uh, nippy, that is, cold out." At least, that's how we would respond to these females: we would be unable to respond. Having your tongue detach from your brain is a perfectly normal reaction.

· Via In The Raw (itr2010.org)